this one time in the 90 morale was low

we was in a van, they couldn't hear me scanning them with my scopes, but they were about ready to give up and start running to hide at that point. We passed a church waaay off in the distance, actually a fake church  but whatever, so I assured them that I was the pope, and we had both god and a giant thing that was kind of like I thought that death star might be except more awesome on our team. Morale improved.  I also claimed that our plans must not factor those in or they will throw the fight and we will lose.